Virtual Outcast

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VIRTUAL OUTCAST

I overstayed my welcome in Britannia
My ass got kicked right off Tatooine
As I scratched the Wookiee balls I had back then
I loved the elf transvestite within
Then I grew old and weary
Fed up with the routine
I'm sorry it's a pity but
I found the grind obscene
Now my guildmistress hates me
My icons make me twitch
That's how I learned the lesson
That Azeroth's a bitch

My oh my oh my I have so
Many real life sins
So I apologise for ruining
All the raids I'm in
Raids I'm in

My old armour weighs a bit too much on me
All my weapons crumble with rust
My mount is lame my spaceship has been sold for parts
The crap I've crafted all turns to dust
I cannot beat the goblins
I can't kill any orcs
I've traded all my weapons in
For shovels and pitchforks
Now my guildmistress hates me
My icons make me twitch
That's how I learned the lesson
That Tyria's a bitch

While all the kids are raising hell
On Dromund Kaas
I seethe in the dungeon of Despise
And fail to wipe my arse
Oh my oh my oh my
I bear my real life sins
So I am really sorry
For ruining all the raids I'm in
Raids I'm in raids I'm in

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from Shadow Chasers EP, released December 17, 2013

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Cynicism Management Slovenia

Cynicism Management is an alternative / progressive rock band (originating from Slovenia but currently located in Berlin, Germany), dedicated to recording worldwide smash hit singles in odd time signatures.

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