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My happy place is a place everyone else can see
My mommy has made it for me
As I came to be
My happy place always chases away mommy's blues
A remedy she can abuse
I'm her only news

Pictures of me I'm so cute and my puppy is too
They are all there it's all true
Pictures for you
My happy place is a place for me and all my friends
And here no one ever pretends
Come now see me dance

Horrid a celebration of our
Junk waste deification of such
Distaste a congregation of all
Advertisers hustlers
Leeches hypocrite puritan shits
Vultures willingly we all submit
Dickheads will you exploit us a bit
We're a bunch of mindless sheep

The bastards may be bent on
Censoring the tits
But it's a special place
Where I watch little kids

We're a bunch of retards

We're a bunch of fucking retards


from Shadow Chasers EP, released December 17, 2013




Cynicism Management Slovenia

Cynicism Management is an alternative / progressive rock band (originating from Slovenia but currently located in Berlin, Germany), dedicated to recording worldwide smash hit singles in odd time signatures.

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